That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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