when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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