Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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