don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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