you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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