i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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