Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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