So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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