I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Mom said you looked used
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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