it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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