is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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