How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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