She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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