You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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