Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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