Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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