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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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