We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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