can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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