I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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