Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Two words: nipple clamps
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