And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
