I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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