ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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