Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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