Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
