no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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