Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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