I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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