Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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