He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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