Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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