Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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