his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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