Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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