So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Randomize
