Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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