problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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