Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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