and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
COCAINE IS GR8
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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