she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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