Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
