i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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