11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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