Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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