i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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