yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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