You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
The air was thick with penises
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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