How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
