Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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